Well, here we are!
- I'm Ella Jones, the personification of Alabama and the twenty-second oldest. I ain't racist guys, so please don't judge me from my past. It's actually a very peaceful (and pretty) out in my state, so I'm all fer questions. Just, please, don't bring up my racism in the past...
- I'm Ethan Jones, personification of snow and mooses. I'm joking of course, I have trees too! I can't stand cars and prefer to ride my moose friend, Moose (though some call him Bartholomew). One big problem is how far away everyone else is from me, so I get bored once in awhile. Ask anything! Oh, and I'm the forty-ninth.
-I'm Liam Jones, a.k.a. forty-eight state Arizona. I'll admit to one thing: if you don't have your ID and you look hispanic, you're going to Mexico. But hey! We have the Grand Canyon! Come on, we won't ship you off...
- I'm Gage Jones, the twenty-fifth state Arkansas. All the others say I can't reads and writes, but they haven't been watching OK like a hawk would. She's been teachin' me. I really that book by Mark Twain. You know the one. Oh, and I don't hump any animals! Get that through yer head! And I ain't Kansas ither!
- Hey ya'll it's me, Danny slash the thirty-first state! I know New York is going to complain about those musicals I 'borrowed' so I just want to say 'Love you sis'! Now, onto me. I love to snow board and surf, which isn't hard to do in my state. Oh, and the parties are to
die for, so yeah!
-I'm thirty-third state Colorado or Jade Jones. No, I'm not always high. I don't care about that law being passed, okay? Oh, and yes, I am the skinniest out of all of us. You know why? Freaking fresh air. Try some. Oh, just saying now, I tend to get a little bi-polar, so forgive and forget?
- What's going on everyone? I'm Ryan, a.k.a the funny fifth state! Hey, one thing. Do you know why the British lost the war? They had thirteen colonies! Funny huh? Well, I can tell you one thing, crazy news and money are my speciality! Hope you come to me with the important crap!
-Guess who's the awesomest! The number one state Delaware 'Anthony' Jones! I have farm land mostly, but we do have people from NJ and MD show up come Christmas time. Two things get on my nerves: the Dela-Where joke and the Hell-Aware one. Don't try it okay?
- Hola! I'm Joseph, state number twenty-seven. I'm known for not having any changing seasons, but that isn't true! There's tourist, hurricane, swimsuit, rainy, college(aka: Spring break) and snow bird season! Oh, by the way, the more north you go in my state, the more south it gets, so yeah...
fav.me/d1j7k5f- I'm fifth oldest, Gabriel! One thing you really need to is that on my birthday (January 2), you need to give me some peaches! Peaches are the most amazing food there is! If you ever need to find me, look for Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama, because that usually where I'm in.
- Youngest state, Leia here. I'm known as the Florida without the old people. I have to disagree. I'm the 'I have no idea what ethnicity my state is' state. I think I'm mostly native Hawaiian, but there may be Japanese in there.
- I'm Noah, forty-third state! I love one thing beyond belief, and that is potatoes. So...yeah...Germany and I get along well. Everyone says I'm like the others, only with lousy roads....((Side note: He's really kind to the others, but only because he doesn't have the guts to tell them off))
- The name's Allison Jones, the twenty-first oldest of America's kids! Most of the others say I'm like the condescending mother they never had. That can't possibly right though. Oh, and no matter what NY and CA say, I am NOT a mobster. I'm better than that!
- Lucas Jones, reporting in as state number nineteen. Oh, you know one thing you can avoid? Freaking jokes about me being Indiana Jones. Yes, I'm Indiana; Yes, my last name is Jones. Oh, and corn is tasty. Just saying.
- State number twenty-nine, Addison here! I'm the state leading the others in education (even though Texas is trying to beat me there). I'm also one of the nicest states there is! Promise that much to you!